成语笑话

Q:有一只熊走过来，猜一个成语　　　　　　　　　
A:有备而来（有BEAR来）

Q:第十一本书　　　　　　　　　　　　
A:不可思议（BOOK11）

Q:哪一种蝙蝠不用休息　　　　　　
A:不修边幅（不休蝙蝠）

Q:一个人被刷成金色
A:一鸣惊人（一名金人）

Q:羊停止了呼吸　　　　　　　　　　　
A:扬眉吐气（羊没吐气）

Q:手机不可以掉到马桶里　　　　
A:机不可失（湿）

Q:狗过了独木桥就不叫了　　　　 
A:过目不忘（过木不汪）

Q:蜜蜂停在日历上　　　　　　　　　　
A:风和日丽（蜂和日历）

Q:两个男人坐在石头上　　　　　 
A:一石二鸟

Q:羊打电话给老鹰，老鹰接起电话说 "喂"　　　
A:阳奉阴违（羊PHONE鹰" 喂"）

Q:画家喜欢画粗的绳子不喜欢画细的绳子　　　　　　
A:出神入化（粗绳入画）

Q:鸡与鸭的对话　　　　　　　　　　
A:鸡同鸭讲

Q:有十只羊，九只蹲在羊圈，一只蹲在猪圈　　　　
A:抑扬顿挫（一羊蹲错） 
 
Q:十个男人看五个女人洗澡　
A:五光十色

I'm happy.
I'm sparsely happy.
I'm quite happy.
I'm so happy.
I'm very happy.
I'm extremely happy
I'm totally happy.
Because I'd ate the whole bar of chocolate!
Isn't it great!!!
Milky paste filled my whole mouth and immediately I can taste the sweetness of it.
It brings soul to my life.
I love it!!!
I love FOOD!
I just love them.
And next, I'm craving for a sumptuous feast!
The meat of the turkey
and chocolate fountain dip with marsh marrow
and an authentic Neapolitan pizza
and an Oreo cheesecake
and butter crab!!!

YUMMY!!!
I want them all!





 

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CHEESE!!!;)))

Today is a sad, sad, sad, sad, sad day.
I'm so disappointed...so, so disappointed.
The worst day I'd experienced in this year.
Nvm...tmr will be a better day...I hope.

And today, band practice was fun.
We played "Dreamed a Dream" and "Viva la Vida".
"Dreamed a Dream" is a slow song but nice.
"Viva la Vida" is a bouncy and lively song.

Cheer up' cheer up' cheer up' cheer up'

It had been decades, since I post!!!!!!!!!
ok...Mid-year-examination, ENDED... at last
but still have that
English paper and
Chinese 'O' lvl examination on 1stof June!!!
gosh.>!!